Directed by John Schlesinger; Starring Dustin HoffmanJon Voight and Sylvia Miles

Joe Buck: I’m brand, spankin’ new in this here town and I was hopin’ to get a look at the Statue of Liberty.
Cass: It’s up in Central Park, taking a leak. If you hurry, you can catch the supper show.

Ratso Rizzo: You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel’s a fag and Gretel’s got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.